"We all know the main problem with dictionaries is that there are way too many words and not enough butterscotch sauce."
Saturday, 6 June 2009
You know that feeling you get when something has taken over your mind and you just know that you have to blog about it? Well, I don't seem to have that at the moment.
Let me start you off. I have to have a Tupperware party. Its a long stpry, I'm not going into it. However, I need to rebel against it in my own little way, so I constructed an invitation about gender based consumption and guilt marketing but thoughtit might be a little harsh. Then, in a rare sober moment, I started to think of taglines for Tupperware. Here are a few, you can join in the fun: *Tupperware. Just Seal It. *Got a secret? Tupperware. The only airtight seal with a lifetime guarantee.^ and my personal favourite: *Tupperware and How to Win Friends and Influence People. See mutual exclusivity live and in techni-colour. Anyway. So as I was thinking of these I thought I missed my blog, then I thought I should just get you or Zosia to post them on my behalf. But I think this is a happy compromise.
Didn't think you'd get family-blam, did you?
^This works for Swine Flu instead of secrets but I think the colour will date.
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Let me start you off. I have to have a Tupperware party. Its a long stpry, I'm not going into it. However, I need to rebel against it in my own little way, so I constructed an invitation about gender based consumption and guilt marketing but thoughtit might be a little harsh. Then, in a rare sober moment, I started to think of taglines for Tupperware. Here are a few, you can join in the fun:
*Tupperware. Just Seal It.
*Got a secret? Tupperware. The only airtight seal with a lifetime guarantee.^
and my personal favourite:
*Tupperware and How to Win Friends and Influence People. See mutual exclusivity live and in techni-colour.
Anyway. So as I was thinking of these I thought I missed my blog, then I thought I should just get you or Zosia to post them on my behalf. But I think this is a happy compromise.
Didn't think you'd get family-blam, did you?
^This works for Swine Flu instead of secrets but I think the colour will date.
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