It's become kind of hobby of mine to take down funny things people say in my notebook and I thought I should share them with the blogging community. Here are just a few of my favourites:
"There are some people who suffer from some pretty not good expression."
-My History teacher
"He has muscles, you just can't see them."
-A friend of mine (defending her boyfriend)
"I wanna read real manly poetry"
-A boy in my English class (fed up with Plath)
"But isn't grass usually green?"
-A girl in my drama class
"Let's have matching cushions all the time!"
-My Mum
"Aren't we too old for paedophiles?"
-Another drama student
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"We all know the main problem with dictionaries is that there are way too many words and not enough butterscotch sauce."
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I hope Mr Mac was being ironic.
"I saw it in a funny place"
- Your mother
"Everyones a little queer, except you.. no wait.. Everyone's queer except me and you.. but then even I'm.. no wait.. even you.. ah fuck it. Everyone's queer. The end."
My Mum.
-- thanks for the laughs. :) Incidentally, both kinds of grass I'm aware of are green.
Jacob - I think he was trying to say two sentences at once. Whether that makes if forgivable or not I've yet to determine.
Zosia - Ah, an oldie but a goodie.
Davey - lol. Excellent, when can I meet her?
"I wanna read real manly poetry"
Eminem perhaps? :p
"That girl was so self-absorbed. The whole conversation, not once did she ask a question about ME!"
Self-absorbed ex-flatmate (sneaky soup eater)
John - Hmm... could write a paired text essay on that and Vanilla Ice.
AD - I'm sorry if it sounds selfish but me me me me!
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