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"We all know the main problem with dictionaries is that there are way too many words and not enough butterscotch sauce."
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I bought this camera off you two weeks ago, and now it's FUCKED!!
Have you changed the batteries?
I HAVE TO BUY BATTERIES FOR THIS THING???
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Can I get the internet on a disc?
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Do you guys have the sensors for the Wii remotes?
We don't have them in stock at the moment.
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!!!
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I want a new laptop but I want it to have at least 10 USB ports
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Can i plug this monitor straight into my hard drive?
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Hi i'd like a new lcd monitor
sure thing sir, what sort of size were you looking at?
A MONITOR'S A MONITOR MATE, IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE (storms off)
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Mate if i buy this computer will it have google already installed on it?
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I need a new wireless-n router that will work with linux.
What version of linux are you running sir?
Linux
Yes sir but what version? Like, red hat, or ubuntu, you know?
I don't know mate, i downloaded it off the linux website, and it said i need a new d-link router
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I need a wireless keyboard.
Sure thing, any particular reason why you're after wireless? The cabled ones are alot cheaper.
Oh I have wireless broadband, so I need a wireless one.
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Is a notebook the same as a desktop?
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Do you have a Nintendo Wii at home?
No sorry, but I can help you out.
They should get rid of you and hire someone who owns one
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Could you find a salesperson who owns an eeepc?
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If i get a wireless router i'll be able to use the internet when I go to ayr won't i?
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and many more
I hate customers
Oh my dear lord... and I thought I had stupid customers.
I especially love how they think they know more about your job than you do. (Why isn't anyone else serving here?
Because we hadn't thought of it until you came along.)
Nearly shat myself reading those quotes, John.
Oh and WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DID THAT WOMAN HAVE A LIVE CHICKEN? Was it perchance one of those seeing eye chickens I've been hearing about?
I had a story - (dental surgery + prospective patient with a really sore tooth + Friday 5pm so no appointments - asking for a spanner) - but I won't tell it, because John's* stories are better.
NG - you can't read it because I took it down. And joined StalkerBook instead.
*If my apostrophe is not required, I apologise. I was never taught proper grammer.
Aaaw, but I liked your blog. :( You should have joined myspace with me.
*The apostrophe is perfectly correct there. :) One day, I intend to fix this bad grammar epidemic of our country.
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